March 2012
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February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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“Oh, I just want to lick you right now.”
– Emilie Autumn, to her interviewer [5:55] (via shefightslikeagirl)
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“We all come with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.”
– (via punky-pie)
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licensetocreep:
I just put my playlist back on...
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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a... →
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meanwhile, in tudor england
spain: mummy, england won't let me play with her anymore!
the church: england, what is this about?
england: i'm off to my second marriage, and spain is not invited!
the church: WH- SECOND MARRIAGE? I WILL ALLOW NO SUCH THING!
england: fine. you're uninvited. and i'm moving in in with dad! he always lets me do whatever i want.
